Tea Towels

ALL FOOD IS DOG FOOD DISH TOWEL They sit, they stay, they bark, they jump, they lick and they love. But perhaps most incredibly, they never seem to bloat! Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

EAT UP BITCHES DISH TOWEL Fancy schmancy, straight to the point, and also kinda perfect as an oversized cloth napkin or makeshift bib. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The...

GET THE HELL OUT OF MY KITCHEN DISH TOWEL Ain't nuthin' wrong with a little direct feedback in a pretty, super-absorbent package. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

GO AWAY DISH TOWEL Don't worry, this too shall pass - probably faster than you think. Unless they bring you one of those magnum bottles of wine. In that case, I'm sorry, but you're in it for the long haul. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h...

GREETINGS FROM LAKE WINE DISH TOWEL Now, don't tell anyone. We don't want this place overrun with tourists. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

HANGRY DISH TOWEL Rising up, back on the street. Did my time, took my chances. Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet - just a wolf and his utensils. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as...

HOT BUNS ARE READY DISH TOWEL Honestly, I don't really feel like you need a written description of this towel. If you don't get it from the image, I can't help you. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

I DON'T LIKE ANYONE IN THE MORNING DISH TOWEL Oh, sorry, what I meant was that I don't like anybody ELSE in the morning. I should have been clearer - my bad. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

I'M COMPLICATED. THANK YOU DISH TOWEL Girrrrrrl, you've got more layers than a cake. Like a really fancy, smart, interesting and hilarious cake. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

LAZY ASS DISH TOWEL It's not that you're lazier than others, exactly... it's just that you do it with a shit-ton of panache. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s...

MADE FROM SCRATCH DISH TOWEL Look at this cat, so pleased with herself becuase she's ripped the hell out your great-grandmother's armchair. But you forgive her, becuase that chicken noodle soup she made was DELISH. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached...

PEOPLE I WANT TO MEET: DOGS DISH TOWEL It's important to have a bucket list. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w